"OK, you beat the game, now turn off your computer and do something constructive.
Like play racquetball.
or wash your car,
or cook dinner,
or join a funk band,
or travel to a foreign country
or run for president
or talk to a member of the opposite sex
or lube your car
or host a weenie roast
or dig for buried treasure
or milk a cow
or have a yelling contest with your neighbors dog
or perform brain surgery
or paint a yellow line in the center of your driveway
or write your name in the snow
or teach basket weaving to clams
or sing Welsh folk songs at the bank
or plant trees on public property
or confuse the person next to you
or make a triangular table
or ride a train
or arrange sock drawer alphabetically
or go bowling with your mom
or train potato bugs to do tricks
or make a quilt
or publish a magazine about pencil shavings
or eat lime jello with pineapple in it
or pave a freeway
or learn to draw
or take up photography
or learn to tell time
or photocopy money
or go out for pasta
or sew a dress
or bathe your iguana
or go fishing
or paint a stranger's house in the middle of the night
or take up windsurfing
or change your hair style
or sharpen whiteboard markers
or feed a toucan
or enjoy the sun
or do a crossword puzzle
or buy some cool clothes
or go to the beach
or play croquet with your dad
or water your plants
or build a doll house
or invite some friends over friends over for salmon and white wine,
NOT!
or play racquet ball,
or wash your car
…"

-MI2